SSSS.Dynazenon Voice Drama - Episode 3.3

Souvenirs from Outer Space

Character Notes:

Asanaka Yomogi (CV: Enoki Junya) - Main Character, Pilot of Dynasoldier

Minami Yume (CV: Wakayama Shion) - Yomogi's Classmate, Pilot of Dynawing 

Yamanaka Koyomi (CV: Umehara Yū'ichirō) - NEET, Pilot of Dynastriker

Asukagawa Chise (CV: Anzai Chika) - Koyomi's Cousin

Asukagawa Chise: Huh? Where's Captain Gauma?

Asanaka Yomogi: Captain...?

Yamanaka Koyomi: Gauma-san said he had work and ran off just now. He's got to hold up some signs in front of the station.

Asanaka Yomogi: Huh, he sure does a lot of stuff.

Yamanaka Koyomi: Say, Chise, how'd you know Gauma-san's home address?

Minami Yume: I don't think that can even be called a home address...

Asukagawa Chise: Ah... Here, from this!

Yamanaka Koyomi: Huh, so the school's LINE's been sending out info on suspicious people lately...

Asanaka Yomogi: And we totally skipped out on our afternoon classes...

Minami Yume: It's just homeroom and some other stuff... shouldn't hurt, right?

Asanaka Yomogi: Wait, wasn't our class supposed to decide on our school festival plans today?

Minami Yume: Doesn't matter to me.

Asanaka Yomogi: C'mon, don't say that.

Asukagawa Chise: So, how was your Chiba trip?

Yamanaka Koyomi: Chiba?

Asukagawa Chise: Didn't you go there just now?

Yamanaka Koyomi: Oh... yeah, we went because a Kaiju popped up over there.

Asanaka Yomogi: Minami-san, have you been there before?

Minami Yume: I have. Went to Maihama.

Asanaka Yomogi: Just one destination, huh?

Asukagawa Chise: You don't go on trips so often, Senpai... did you bring back any souvenirs?

Yamanaka Koyomi: Huh?

Asukagawa Chise: Souvenirs! From Chiba!

Yamanaka Koyomi: Uh, souvenirs...? Ah, here, have this.

Asukagawa Chise: ...What's this?

Yamanaka Koyomi: A Hidakaya discount coupon. Ajitama ramen eggs for half price.

Asukagawa Chise: This isn't a Chiba souvenir at all!

Yamanaka Koyomi: Chiba does have a Hidakaya, though?

Asukagawa Chise: Other places have it, too!

Yamanaka Koyomi: What's even a Chiba souvenir, anyway?

Asukagawa Chise: That's... you know... that... like... there must have been some local foods, right?

Yamanaka Koyomi: And what's Chiba's local food?

Everyone Else: Hmm...

Minami Yume: Ah... isn't it the Choco Crunch? The one that comes in a can.

Asanaka Yomogi: Choco Crunch...?

Minami Yume: They sell it at both Disneyland and DisneySea.

Asanaka Yomogi: Maihama again, huh?

Yamanaka Koyomi: Well... we weren't exactly in a position to buy souvenirs, you know... And we went to space pretty soon after we got there.

Asukagawa Chise: ...? From Chiba... to space?

Yamanaka Koyomi: Mm-hm.

Asukagawa Chise: ...Huh? How'd that even happen?

Yamanaka Koyomi: Uh, when we were fighting in the Dynarex, we went Battle Go! and stuff...

Asukagawa Chise: Uh-huh...?

Asanaka Yomogi: You see, the Kaiju can make spontaneous explosions in the air around it, so we thought its explosions wouldn't work in a place without oxygen.

Asukagawa Chise: Oh, I see! So this time, the Kaiju didn't explode when you destroyed it, right?

Asanaka Yomogi: No, it did explode, actually.

Asukagawa Chise: Huh?

Minami Yume: Maybe it had some super flammable stuff in its guts?

Asanaka Yomogi: G☆U☆T☆S!

Asukagawa Chise: I didn't even know that the Dynarex could go to space in the first place!

Yamanaka Koyomi: Yeah, it could, surprisingly enough.

Asanaka Yomogi: That was my first time going to space, too.

Minami Yume: Just for a few moments, though.

Asukagawa Chise: Senpai! That's awesome! An unemployed man going to space! That's got to be a first in human history!

Yamanaka Koyomi: So you're saying... if I had a job, the value of my trip would be lower, huh...

Yomogi and Yume: Huh...?

Yamanaka Koyomi: Ah.

Asanaka Yomogi: So that's your line of thought now?

Yamanaka Koyomi: It's not that I don't want to work, you know. It's just... I am unemployed right now.

Asukagawa Chise: And didn't you bring back any souvenirs at all!? Souvenirs from outer space!

Yamanaka Koyomi: Uh, souvenirs from outer space? Do we have anything...? Oh, here, have this.

Asukagawa Chise: ...What's this?

Yamanaka Koyomi: A convenience store lottery ticket... redeemable after purchases over 700 Yen.

Asukagawa Chise: Space doesn't have convenience stores!

Yamanaka Koyomi: You never know, you know. Space's a wide place -- maybe there's one somewhere out there.

Asukagawa Chise: Maybe, but that doesn't mean the trash in your pocket can count as a souvenir!

Yamanaka Koyomi: This isn't trash, though -- it's a lottery ticket.

Asukagawa Chise: Ugh, I won't expect anything from you from now, Senpai. Ah... I wanted to go, too... Chiba, Space, Maihama...!

Minami Yume: So, how about we go to Maihama right now?

Asukagawa Chise: Huh!?

Minami Yume: They've got discounts on weekdays after 6 p.m.

Asukagawa Chise: Ahh! The After 6!

Minami Yume: Ikspiari at night looks wonderful, too.

Asukagawa Chise: Woo-hoo! You're an angel, Minami-san!

Minami Yume: Access Mode! Dynawing!

Dynawing appears

Asanaka Yomogi: Huh!?

Asukagawa Chise: Well, I'm off, Senpai! I'll bring you a Choco Crunch receipt as a souvenir!

Minami Yume: Lock down your safety bars and keep your head against the back of your seat at all times! During taxi, do not stick your arms and other body parts outside the vehicle!

Asukagawa Chise: Yes, ma'am!

Dynawing takes off

Asanaka Yomogi: Have fun... 

Yamanaka Koyomi: B-bo.. bon vogage...?